I made my weekly visit to Sam's Club for samples this weekend in a seemingly normal outfit. Or, at least I thought so. While perusing the samples, I met an interesting Sample Distributor (is that what their job title is?). He was an older man, probably in his mid sixties, with gray hair, an apron, and a cap on. I stalled by his sample booth, waiting my turn to taste some Panera soup and as he handed me my styrofoam cup he jumped a little and said....
"Whoa. Now that is an.....interesting.... outfit. I mean look at it.. You've got nautical on top...and a spring tablecloth on bottom."
wolf tooth is really called, too?
My second thought was: Crap, do stripes and tablecloths not go together?
Shirt: Costco Skirt: Shade Shoes: Target
Even though I never had plans to ask about this outfit, the Sam's Club Sample Distributor really has me wondering. Have I paired nautical stripes with the wrong skirt? Does your whole outfit have to be nautical if you have a nautical top?